| I | Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Now that we're well into my life, I'd just like to tell you that I know you're out there. You've been out there now for twenty years. It's been six years since I last saw you. A lot's happened since then.
You probably remember that I was going to buy a guitar. Well, I did; at least my dad did. I learned to play that guitar and I could play it pretty darn well. But my real dream in life was not the guitar, at least not an ordinary six-string guitar. I wanted to be a bass guitarist. |