You have a son, he is the one who will rule the world
You have a son, he is the one who will rule the world

I dreamed I saw my baby and he stood as a man
He stood there, he was singing, in front of a long-haired band
A voice as shrill as birds in flight, as low as a croaking toad
He said, "please come here mother, and take this heavy load."

Many people were around
To hear the filling sound
As the music filled the air.
He was where he had to be
Smoke so thick I couldn't see.
The atmosphere of a fair.

I dreamed I saw my baby in the middle of the stage
He sat there all alone, the crowd left in a rage.
His sobs I heard as music now but the shouts would no longer grow.
He said, "Please come here mother, and take this heavy load."

No more people were around
To hear the filling sound;
No more music rocked the air.
He was where he was meant to be,
Tears ran down so he couldn't see,
Now singing should be rare.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the news
There's nothing but bad news, all the good's been used
That is the story, that's what I've heard you say
It's not the same today, there's good news on the way.
We have tonight a story of a special baby's birth
So cease with all your worry, bring in merriment and mirth.
On the screen behind me the story will unfold.
This is the special baby, the one of whom you're told.
Our correspondent on the scene has captured the event.
We switch you now to California, where our film crew went:

Miracle wonder boy, born today
They say he talks, has a lot to say.
His name is I says UPI and rightly so.
All that exists, there's nothing missed, is his ego.

Born today to lowly chicken farmers
Is not a boy, but a man.
We'll try to get a few words if we can.

Those were words! I could have sworn!

Uh, Judith Abrey, California.

Thank you correspondent, now you've seen and heard
The baby's own first words.....

And that's December 3rd. Goodnight!

From the East we are kings and we follow the sound
Of the music that plays in our heads.
Where it leads, gifts we'll bring over water and ground
To the place where the music has led.

A young boy we are seeking
Who'll change the course of the land.
This young lad with his music
Will form the best Rock and Roll band

I am Ike, what I like is the sound of the drums
And the horns keep me marching along.
I bring praise, holidays, people cheer as I come
And the music keeps me going strong.

A young boy we are seeking
Who'll change the course of the land.
This young lad with his music
Will form the best Rock and Roll band

I am Bert, I'm not hurt by the ultimate power
That is housed in this small baby's brain.
He's so smart from the start, that within the past hour
He's invented plutonium rain.

A young boy we are seeking
Who'll change the course of the land.
This young lad with his music
Will form the best Rock and Roll band

Chuck's my name, I have reigned for the last fifty years
But it looks like I'll have to step down
Music's changed, rearranged, but I'm shedding no tears.
A new king has been born in this town.

A young boy we are seeking
Who'll change the course of the land.
This young lad with his music
Will form the best Rock and Roll band

Today is a special day
For the U.S.A. A Holiday.
December third, as free as a bird,
I appeared.

I-Day we'll call it. Let's not stall it.
Get it to the Congress, let them do their best.
I-Day we'll call it. Let's not stall it.
Get it to the Congress, let them do their best.

We've needed a day like today for a long time.
And now time has come, in fact it's a strong time.
There's no one who'll tell me that this is the wrong time
To celebrate... celebrate

Today is a special day
For the U.S.A. A Holiday.
December third, as free as a bird,
I appeared.

You shut up and you sit down.
I'm the only one who can walk around.
I give the orders, I make demands.
If you want to do something, then raise your hands.

If you want to walk.
If you want to talk.
If you want to breathe.
If you want to leave.

We've all made up our minds fast.
You're the only one here who's not gonna last.
we're gonna fight, we might kill.
If you're gonna stay, it has to be our will.

If you want to walk.
If you want to talk.
If you want to breathe.
If you want to live.

Are you gonna stay?
Are you gonna stay?
Are you gonna stay?
Are you gonna stay?

It's your birthday, you're getting older.
As each year passes, a little bolder.
A long life lies yet before you,
So fill it well and they'll be more

You can't take it with you when you die
Take advantage of it now and you'll get by.

Another day, another dollar.
You'll lead a pack, and they will follow.
They'll understand the game you'll play
And soon you'll hear the words they say

You can't take it with you when you die
Take advantage of it now and you'll get by.

Happy birthday little one, our little son, you're number one.
Felicitations to our kin, a crashing din will bring you in.

The years that follow will be fullfilling
So live them well, always be willing
To change your ways to please the people.
Your name will shout from hills and steeples.

You can't take it with you when you die
Take advantage of it now and you'll get by.

I've discovered a way to get me through the day
It's my music.
I'd go stark-raving mad if I never had my music.
Sounding sweet on the street I can hear at my ear
My radio blasting out loud
The beat can't stop, and I long for the top
With people always coming 'round.

You can have your equations and the power of the nations
'cause music is my life.
It can lead me away, from it I'll never stray.
Yes, music will be my life.

With those other guys gone I know I can go on.
I'll be famous.
On my heavy guitar, I could be a great star.
No longer nameless.

And in time, at my prime, like a rage on the stage
I'd be blasting out to the crowd.
With all my records sold, I'd just lie back and grow old,
But my music will know no bounds.

You can have your equations and the power of the nations
'cause music is my life.
It can lead me away, from it I'll never stray.
Yes, music will be my life.

I'm a clarinet player
In a high school band.
No other can reach me;
I'm high on the stand.
I'm the best; ahead of all the rest
I'm unbeatable!

One time I was challenged
By a fellow chair.
Knew he couldn't beat me;
Watched him as he stared.
I could play to the very highest "A"
Undefeatable!

I learned my music and I learned it well.
Amazing the teacher, you can never tell.

(clarinet solo)

I'm a clarinet player;
Talent's on my side.
When called on for a solo
I stand and play with pride.
Let them scorn when I blow upon my horn.
Indefatigable!