I'm a clarinet player
In a high school band.
No other can reach me;
I'm high on the stand.
I'm the best; ahead of all the rest
I'm unbeatable!

One time I was challenged
By a fellow chair.
Knew he couldn't beat me;
Watched him as he stared.
I could play to the very highest "A"
Undefeatable!

I learned my music and I learned it well.
Amazing the teacher, you can never tell.

(clarinet solo)

I'm a clarinet player;
Talent's on my side.
When called on for a solo
I stand and play with pride.
Let them scorn when I blow upon my horn.
Indefatigable!